I just watched a trailer for the new movie called “Choke” it looks good.

Why do I care about Choke? Well it is written by Chuck Palahniuk who wrote Fight Club. I consider Fight Club to be the greatest single movie that I have ever seen, it even made Ed Norton sexy.

Anyway, I was at Chuck Palahniuks site and saw that this movie is coming out and this was after Dave D forwarded me a link to a story about Fight Club - The Musical may be coming to Broadway.

The next post will have to be about Hooker now that I am thinking about Fight Club and Chuck Palahniuk.

I have been listening to messages, spin and posturing during the long long American election season but this morning everything just perked up. No one could have guessed what was going to happen this year for the final election campaign in the sprint to November 4 2008 and the US presidential election.

First a bit of a history.

Barack Obama kicks a tough campaign against a woman, Hillary Clinton for the democrats. Either way it was going to be a black man or a woman for the democrats which gives them long odds against the republicans. Barack wins and then there is the dram team, no wait maybe instead of picking the woman he should go with the safe pick, an old guy that has been in the senate for 34 years, Joe Biden. Whatever, I got the email last Saturday and yes I resigned myself to boredom for two+ months.

Who does Barack go against? John McCain, the oldest guy ever to become president, if he can beat Barack and the other old guy. After last nights speech in a football stadium I was thinking that next weeks Republican convention would be boring to watch but this morning I had a surprise…

Sarah Palin of Alaska. I had never heard of this lady but she says that she kind of snuck in to become governor of Alaska and blah blah blah. But wait back in 1984 Sarah Palin finished second in the Miss Alaska beauty pageant.

So with Google being such a good friend of mine I decided to chack and see waht Sarah Palin looks like and wow, next week will be very interesting as you can see in this pic in the post here.

I have not seen video yet so I can not confirm it but it really looks like Sarah Palin is a lot hotter than Geraldine Ferraro was when she ran as a VP candidate a few years ago.

Now, one last bit of mud to sling. John McCain has a bit of a history as a womanizer so I have to wonder what his wife is thinking about this pick. Oh, and where will Bill Clinton be on the campaign trail.

Cool, right after yesterdays post about our medal drought, 3 mdeals in one day.

Carol Huynh of Hazelton, B.C won a Gold medal in 48 kg class wrestling

In the men’s pairs rowing, Scott Frandsen and David Calder of BC won a silver medal

Tonya Verbeek of Beamsville, Ont., got as far and the semi-finals of the 55 kg class before losing and was rewarded with a bronze medal.

Great going guys. This is really exciting!!!

I was just able to levitate.

You would have to come by my desk to see how it is really done by me, the mindfreak

It seems that I have been recognized for the boringness of this blog

Sig Carl or Fred? highlighted some of the more boring posts here

hehehe. See Katy and Dave, and you thought you were the only readers of the excitement that goes on here.

I was not sure that it could really be true but in fact it was. Surfing through PerezHilton.com just after lunch here and the self confessed Whore of all media has pics taken with Bad TV Bad Game show star Bob Saget. Now I am not sure who was more excited about their pic being taken, new media star Perez or over the hill has been Saget. The trouble is that the dapper Bob is wearing nice shiny black shoes while Perez is looking like a fashion nightmare in bright purple Croc shoes. Aren’t crocs over by now? This outfit is so bad that I am not even sure if there is a fashion rule about wearing stripes with purple shoes.

The 70’s love of ugly color is apparently coming back with a vengence

Cnet has an article called Top ten girl geeks, and although the list is impressive and includes pop girls like Darryl Hanna and Paris Hilton (Self described, kinda, media whore) but what I want to know is why aren’t our friendly neighborhood geek girls here at work, Katy and Christina not included on the list?

Is Britney Spears going to be the next sex video star? No one knows for sure and if you had a chance to watch the short video (lucky you, I can’t seem to find it) then you know whether it is really her or just Fed-Ex trying to make a buck. The guy is a loser in just about every sense of the word anyway.

I remember the day that Britney Spears turned 18 and I called my brother in law to let him know, the answer I got:

“Britney is hot”

Well part of the conversation was: “Wow, it sure would intersting to see her od porn, guess we will have to wait until her career tanks.”

Well guess whos career has tanked? Loser K-Fed may be interested in making money but Britney Spears career is just about to take a jump up again and as they say “No press is bad press”

Britney Spreas has been on TV a lot lately including joking a lot with David Letterman last week and looking really hot again after a long absense of candy and loser husband while pumping out a couple of kids.

I have written a bit about Britney Spears in the past, her nude statue giving birth, and her nude Harpers Bazzar cover.

The question is, if there really is a four hour Britney Spears sex video is: when was this filmed, when she was still hot just after meeting K-Fed or was the production done earler this year when she looked like she was the horid looking skank?.

Time will tell.

Well after being on holidays for a week I can pick and choose what I want to post and when for the next few days and tonight it is Mel Gibson.

I know that Mel Gibson is considered some kind of a hollywood god right now after all of the excitement over “The Passion of The Christ” and the upcoming “Apocalypto” about the Mayans in Mexico, but you really have to go back and remember some of his silly movies like all of those Lethal Weapons movies and Bird on a wire to really give Mel Gibson some perspective.

So now we look at Mel Gibson as a drunken guy that hates Jews. Whether we believe that Mel Gibson was drunk and shouldn’t be is irrelevant. Mel has drank booze in the past just like me and likely does not need to go into rehab he just needs someone to take his keys before he leaves a bar or a party.

The second part is very easy to answer for anyone that has seen the Passion of The Christ. Mel Gibson is a very strict Catholic and he believes true or not that the Jewish leaders at the time allowed and even instigated the death of Jesus so yes of course Mel Gibson hates Jews.

This has been a lot of fun, I can not wait to skewer another celebrity soon.

I guess bilking people fo billions of dollars will lead to a massive heart attack as well as a vacation home in Colorado

Enron’s Ken Lay is dead

It would be nice to see how much money he left in the end.