My Dream

I was sitting around the dining room table today on the last day of my Christmas holidays and telling my daughter about the fact that if time has no beginning and no end then perhaps new years eve is just arbitrary and in the final analysis it was really just an excuse to be drinking and held no really value as a defining point in life…she didn’t get it, maybe she will when she’s six..

It is hard to follow up a story like that but I was still hungry and knew that if I did not get something interesting quick she would lose interest and also lose interest in eating and that is something she can ill afford to do so I told her about my dream.

My dream is nothing difficult to understand, I believe my dream has merit even if it does not really change the world, and the excitement I feel when I tell it is something that stays with me long after the telling is done. This is my dream.

After my wife takes “modeling pictures” of me I would be discovered somehow across the internet by famous and connected individuals, agents, and would be flown down with my family on an all expense paid trip to Los Angeles where I would go through a rigorous photo shoot and start modeling.

After my first year of modeling around the world with my family eating and purging at the greatest restaurants, doing interviews where I am allowed to express my views on nudity in print advertising as well as public displays of nudity and of course a short stint in rehab, oh and I forgot some very ugly breakup with some big starlet that would have me running back to my wife.

I would settle down in Los Angeles and finish my first novel. Just before the completion of my great Canadian novel written in America I would be asked to play the part of David Hasselhoff in a re-creation of the hit series Baywatch. I would of course do a great job and David would help me through all of the really tough acting parts and the show would be described by critics as as the single greatest hour of TV ever produced. They of course would say this every week for at least a couple of years.then eventually I would get my next opportunity. I would finish my novel and star in the movie and of course win academy awards for best actor, screenplay and best song.

This dream is my dream and since I have not been able to convince my wife to take any nude photos of me yet all I have to ffer is the picture on the left.

Hope you like it whoever you are.I am available anytime to fly down.

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